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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

(Source: senpai-has-noticed-you, via ughboys)

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countingsouls:

Lord, please let him stay in my life.

(Source: buhaybabae, via ughboys)

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dead-kun:

whenever someone tells me “it’s your fault i ship this” my heart swells with pride and purpose

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